spannar hidup..

 Dalam kehidupan kita sehari hari, dan didalam apa juga bidang pekerjaan yang kita lakukan kita akan sering mencari jalan pintas. Bukan apa, apabila kita  permudahkan sesuatu pekerjaan tu badan kita tidak terasa penat dari melakukan pekerjaan yang berulang ulang, selain dapat menjimatkan kos dan masa…stress pun turut berkurangan.

Dalam melakukan kerjanya, seorang mat spannar selalu kena membuka dan mengunci berbagai bagai jenis saiz bolt & nut. Kalau dia terlupa bawa spannar saiz yang tepat lalu momentum kerjanya jadi terganggu. Masa kerja jadi panjang , badan penat..minda jadi stress.

Esok esok apabila dia datang lagi mengadap mesin yang sama. Dia dah jadi pandai,  kini dia bawak spannar hidup.  Apa saiz sekalipun tidak lagi jadi masaalah kerana semua nya boleh di buka menggunakan satu jenis alat sahaja..

Tetapi selepas tu dia terlupa pula membawa hammer..hmmm. So.. sebagai jalan pintas nya dia ketuk   menggunakan spannar!

Dari dulu hingga sekarang  cuti sekolah ada lah musim berkhatan. Masa dulu dulu kalau Tok Mudim lalu saja, yang belum  bersunat pasti lari lintang pukang.  Si Tok Mudim , misai dah lah melintang , senyum kedaung pulak.  Bersunat dah lah cara primitif. Pakai batang pisang. Ubat bius tak ujud lagi dalam kamus berkhatan ….sakit satu hal…fobia  ternampak pisau tok mudim tu yang menambah  ngeri.

Seketika lepas tercipta nye tara clamp,  berkhatan sudah tidak lagi sesuatu dirisaukan . Baru baru ni wa dengar ada yang dah pakai lazer. Canggih tu …zett…zett..zett…siap! tapi sebelum berkhatan kena  berjanji dulu….

‘ nanti mak belikan playstation ye..”

Apa benda yang aku merapu ni….

Takpe lah..baru baru ini wa jumpa satu berita macamana khatan di lakukan di Bangladesh.

Cer baca……..

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BBC

Bangladesh woman cuts off ‘attacker’s’ penis

Monju Begum
Police in southern Bangladesh say a woman cut off a man’s penis during an alleged attempt to rape her and took it to a police station as evidence.

The incident took place in Mirzapur village, Jhalakathi, about 200km (124 miles) south of the capital, Dhaka.

Monju Begum, 40, a married mother of three, told police that neighbour Mozammel Haq Mazi forced his way into her shanty and started assaulting her.

Mr Mazi, who denies the accusation, has been admitted to a nearby hospital.

“We will arrest him once his condition gets better,” police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

“She said she fought back and cut off his penis and brought it to our police station in a polythene bag to prove that Mr Mazi tried to rape her,” police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

“She has registered a case accusing him of attempted rape,” he said.

“It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence.”

Monju Begum told police that Mr Mazi, a married father of five, had been harassing her for the past six months.

‘Revenge attack’

But Mr Mazi denied the allegations.

“We were having an affair and recently she suggested that both of us can go and settle down in Dhaka,” Mr Mazi told the BBC from the hospital in nearby Barisal.

“I refused and told her that I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me.”

Prof AMSM Sharfuzzaman, a senior surgeon at the Sher-e-Bangla Medical College and Hospital in Barisal town, told the BBC it had not been possible to reattach the organ.

“Police brought his severed penis several hours after the incident,” he said.

“We are treating him so that he can urinate normally without the penis.”

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Lalu di akhir berita itu doktor bedah kanan tu memberi kenyataan bahawa mereka sedang merawat nye supaya membolehkan mamat tu  membuang air kecil dengan normal walaupun tanpa anu nye yang asal.

Dan sempena kebanjiran pembantu pembantu rumah dari negara jiran kita semula mutakhir ini biar lah wa berpesan….

” jangan lah nanti ada majikan majikan mereka itu nanti ter-berkhatan buat kali kedua..”

Buat baik berpada2 buat jahat …kalau boleh,  jangan langsung.

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