Beware Of Old Men….

Recently,  wa came across banyak perutusan perutusan mengenai Hari Wanita Sedunia yang di raikan pada 8 March.

Wa malas lah nak komen akan sambutan nya dari segi politik mahupun  dari aspek akidah kita menyambut nya.

Pada wa wanita itu hari hari dan hari hari itu wanita..  ecececehh.  Tak payah lah ada nya hari spesifik khas buat wanita.

Sapertimana lu, wa juga antara sebahagian dari mereka mereka  yang masih bernasib baik , wa masih mempunyai ibu juga ibu mertua.

Selain itu kita ada isteri, isteri isteri , kakak, adik adik, anak anak, teman dan kawan kawan yang telah menjadi sebahagian dari diri kita sendiri selain mereka semua adalah tanggung jawab kita menjaga nya.

So…  itu yang wa maksud kan wanita itu hari hari….harramak, falasafah wa weiii…ekekeke..

Bagaimanapun sebagai tanggung jawab dan khidmat sosial wa pada wanita ingin wa paparkan satu   jokes sebagai senda gurau, bahawasanya orang lelaki itu makin panjang umur nya …agak nye makin panjang akal nye.

Bebaik lah ye ..puan puan….bukan Awang Hitam saja yang berbahaya….

 

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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.

She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving, she says to the clerk,  ……

I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?

About 32,”…. is the reply.

Nope! I’m exactly 50,” ….the woman says happily.

 

A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies,….. I’d guess about 29.’

The woman replies with a big smile,….. Nope, I’m 50.”

Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street.

She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds,….. ‘Oh, I’d say 30.

Again she proudly responds,….. I’m 50, but thank you!

 

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies,………Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.  It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out,……What the heck, go ahead.”

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.

He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.

He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. 

After a couple of minutes of this, she says,….. Okay, okay….How old am I? ” 

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ….”  Madam, you are 50.”

 

Stunned and amazed, the woman says,…... ” That was incredible, how could you tell?

The old man says,…. Promise you won’t get mad?

I promise I won’t, ……she says.

 

I was behind you at McDonalds.

 

Please laaa…jangan ingat wa orang tua gatal pulak. Wa hanye lelaki biasa…..

..huaaaaaahahhahhahahaha…..

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